A quiet blog

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

yugimew: cheftier: metallikato: nuggles: when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:15:22 -0400

yugimew:

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

NOW I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS WHEN THE FLEECE AT THE FABRIC STORE SAYS NO-PILL

namcomuseum: 1/12th scale model of a Taiko no Tatsujin...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:16:52 -0400

namcomuseum:

1/12th scale model of a Taiko no Tatsujin machine.

kurotsugu: Did anybody want some sugar? No need.

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:10:14 -0400

kurotsugu:

Did anybody want some sugar?

No need.

zanmochi: kurotsugu: machbunny: kurotsugu: zanmochi: Ah,...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:57:56 -0400

zanmochi:

kurotsugu:

machbunny:

kurotsugu:

zanmochi:

Ah, dear Sucre. If you manage to pop it, you’ll get this lovely bowtie. Batter dropped by earlier and had claimed the tie as his prize.

Do all of your balloons contain pieces of clothing? :-) the one time you brought me to the amusement park I found one of these on the ground, and Batter? Oh, ducky? He is silly for not choosing the bowtie. It would suit him better than a regular tie.

Ties only help me complete my mission. Otherwise they are completely unnecessary.

:-( nOBODY ASKED YOU DUCKY. You’re just mad you don’t have a tie or a bow tie.

Don’t be mad Batter, there are various other pieces of merchandise that can be of interest to you.

Didn’t I already sell that back to you?

kurotsugu: machbunny: kurotsugu: zanmochi: Ah, dear Sucre....

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:54:07 -0400

kurotsugu:

machbunny:

kurotsugu:

zanmochi:

Ah, dear Sucre. If you manage to pop it, you’ll get this lovely bowtie. Batter dropped by earlier and had claimed the tie as his prize.

Do all of your balloons contain pieces of clothing? :-) the one time you brought me to the amusement park I found one of these on the ground, and Batter? Oh, ducky? He is silly for not choosing the bowtie. It would suit him better than a regular tie.

Ties only help me complete my mission. Otherwise they are completely unnecessary.

:-( nOBODY ASKED YOU DUCKY. You’re just mad you don’t have a tie or a bow tie.

… whatever.

other things: Balloons???

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:50:03 -0400

other things: Balloons???:

theemoragdoll:

machbunny:

theemoragdoll:

zanmochi:

theemoragdoll:

zanmochi:

theemoragdoll:

And here’s a balloon for you dear patron.

>3< Why thank you~

(wants to put on Sucre cosplay and reply but has too much homework)

Oh dear, and this “homework” is a bigger handful…

Give me those.

It seems you’ll have to purify me for them.

I’ll come over shortly then. And you will no longer have darkness.

other things: Balloons???

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:44:55 -0400

other things: Balloons???:

theemoragdoll:

zanmochi:

theemoragdoll:

zanmochi:

theemoragdoll:

And here’s a balloon for you dear patron.

>3< Why thank you~

(wants to put on Sucre cosplay and reply but has too much homework)

Oh dear, and this “homework” is a bigger handful…

Give me those.

kurotsugu: zanmochi: Ah, dear Sucre. If you manage to pop it,...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:42:45 -0400

kurotsugu:

zanmochi:

Ah, dear Sucre. If you manage to pop it, you’ll get this lovely bowtie. Batter dropped by earlier and had claimed the tie as his prize.

Do all of your balloons contain pieces of clothing? :-) the one time you brought me to the amusement park I found one of these on the ground, and Batter? Oh, ducky? He is silly for not choosing the bowtie. It would suit him better than a regular tie.

Ties only help me complete my mission. Otherwise they are completely unnecessary.

Photo

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:34:01 -0400

Photo

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 10:10:11 -0400

fuckyeahdementia: [video]

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:51:40 -0400

fuckyeahdementia:

[video]

master-shortpants: my majora’s mask watch has arrived and i...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:07:45 -0400

master-shortpants:

my majora’s mask watch has arrived and i kinda love it

i’ve already taken three links off it because tiny wrists it looks so small when i’m not wearing it

earl-grey-girl: HEY LOOK A GIVEAWAY So yeah, I’ve seen a lot of...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:03:13 -0400

earl-grey-girl:

HEY LOOK A GIVEAWAY

So yeah, I’ve seen a lot of people who don’t have 3DSes that really want one after E3, so here’s another chance to get one!

If you win, you’ll get a brand new 3DS in whatever color you want, plus a copy of Animal Crossing: New Leaf~ (or whatever game you’d like if you’re not a fan)

Reblog as many times as you’d like

Likes count!

And you don’t have to follow unless you want to

No giveaway blogs please

Shipping will be covered, you don’t have to worry about that

Ends June 25th!

jumpushfall: alexanderperchov: reminder that this is the...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 13:00:21 -0400

jumpushfall:

alexanderperchov:

reminder that this is the actual greatest youtube video of all time

This is the actual best thing I’ve ever seen on the internet