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shitthesignssay:

I found this very interesting!
I have no idea who the original source is, but I did not create it :)

shitthesignssay:

I found this very interesting!

I have no idea who the original source is, but I did not create it :)

fairy-wren:

Blue Tit. Photo by andy-harris

fairy-wren:

Blue Tit. Photo by andy-harris

beatonna:

It’s a new comic about a CHILDHOOD CLASSIC
Click on to go through!

beatonna:

It’s a new comic about a CHILDHOOD CLASSIC

Click on to go through!

thefrogman:

CoughDrops by Kata [tumblr | twitter | store]

thefrogman:

CoughDrops by Kata [tumblr | twitter | store]

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

yugimew:

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

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These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

NOW I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS WHEN THE FLEECE AT THE FABRIC STORE SAYS NO-PILL

namcomuseum:

1/12th scale model of a Taiko no Tatsujin machine.

kurotsugu:

Did anybody want some sugar?


No need.

kurotsugu:

Did anybody want some sugar?

No need.

zanmochi:

kurotsugu:

machbunny:

kurotsugu:

zanmochi:

Ah, dear Sucre. If you manage to pop it, you’ll get this lovely bowtie. Batter dropped by earlier and had claimed the tie as his prize.


Do all of your balloons contain pieces of clothing? :-) the one time you brought me to the amusement park I found one of these on the ground, and Batter? Oh, ducky? He is silly for not choosing the bowtie. It would suit him better than a regular tie.


Ties only help me complete my mission. Otherwise they are completely unnecessary.


:-( nOBODY ASKED YOU DUCKY. You’re just mad you don’t have a tie or a bow tie.

Don’t be mad Batter, there are various other pieces of merchandise that can be of interest to you.



Didn’t I already sell that back to you? 

zanmochi:

kurotsugu:

machbunny:

kurotsugu:

zanmochi:

Ah, dear Sucre. If you manage to pop it, you’ll get this lovely bowtie. Batter dropped by earlier and had claimed the tie as his prize.

Do all of your balloons contain pieces of clothing? :-) the one time you brought me to the amusement park I found one of these on the ground, and Batter? Oh, ducky? He is silly for not choosing the bowtie. It would suit him better than a regular tie.

Ties only help me complete my mission. Otherwise they are completely unnecessary.

:-( nOBODY ASKED YOU DUCKY. You’re just mad you don’t have a tie or a bow tie.

Don’t be mad Batter, there are various other pieces of merchandise that can be of interest to you.

Didn’t I already sell that back to you?